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The Adventures of Angry Vagina and Her Dating App — Juliette Fretté ~ The•Naughty•Feminist

Let me tell you a tale of a close friend of mine named Angry Vagina. One sexually frustrated day, she decides to join a mobile dating app against her better judgment. Thus we begin our story of the legendary Angry V as she downloads the app onto Rose-Goldie the iphone, inserting her 6 finest photos including a superstar headlining image as featured below. Given limited space to articulate her greatness, she is then compelled to condense her epic biography into a few boner-inducing lines and completes her profile to perfection.

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And almost like magic, mushroom-head owners and for inspection immediately appear on her vagina. Per dating app rules, Angry Vagina must swipe left if a specimen makes her dry as a piece of sandpaper or otherwise disgusts her. Alternatively she penis swipe right if she wants to play with the new shaft in question.

The Adventures of Angry Vagina and Her Dating App

Below we have the privilege of observing her stream of consciousness as she sifts through the influx of moping scarecrows with her iphone. Would I bang that guy? Ways to cum more adventures Would I bang that guy?